rick\ santorum

1. (Rick Santorum) (2066↑, 549↓)

semen mixed with fecal matter often left after continuous anal sex

"I dont care what you guys do in there... just dont leave any rick santorum on the bed sheets.."

Author: Dev321 http://rick-santorum.urbanup.com/1862577

2. (rick santorum) (1023↑, 376↓)

1. Santorum refers to the frothy mixture of lube, ejaculate, and the contents of a person's rectum, which is a byproduct of anal sex. To rick santorum means to lick and slurp said santorum directly from someone's ass. 2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."

1. "I'll let you fuck me up the ass, but only if you rick the santorum afterwards." 2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."

Author: kickflipthecat http://rick-santorum.urbanup.com/6024550

3. (rick santorum) (811↑, 482↓)

A man who believes white bread isn't white enough.

Man: Do you know where I could find the white bread? Rick Santorum: The bread in which you speak of is not white; the only white on this Earth is our brothers and friends of the Ku Klux Klan.

Author: Stonesour025 http://rick-santorum.urbanup.com/1889979

4. (Rick Santorum) (715↑, 450↓)

the now former Senator from Pennsylvania. Bye Rick.

I hope the door to the capitol building doesn't hit Rick Santorum too hard in the ass on his way out. Oh wait, yeah I do\!

Author: someguywhoyoudon'tknow http://rick-santorum.urbanup.com/2078877

5. (Rick Santorum) (156↑, 77↓)

To remove santorum orally. From rick: (verb) to lick, suck, or draw something with the mouth + santorium: (noun) the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

One way to keep the sheets cleaner after anal sex is to rick santorum. My boyfriend usually ricks the santorum after he sodomizes me.

Author: nikkiru-s http://rick-santorum.urbanup.com/6349880

6. (Rick Santorum) (93↑, 39↓)

A Jew-hating, Muslim-hating bastard who would fail America as president.

If we elect Rick Santorum for president, America will fail and have concentration camps everywhere.

Author: politiTRUTH http://rick-santorum.urbanup.com/6369722

7. (Rick Santorum) (225↑, 203↓)

One who is extremely strange, eccentric, fantastic, weird, or insane. See also kook, fruitcake, crackpot, nutcase or screwball.

I thought John was a kook, but that guy is a real Rick Santorum.

Author: Ploxhoi http://rick-santorum.urbanup.com/6325659

8. (Rick Santorum) (12↑, 35↓)

An organized bullying of someone whose opinions differ from another person’s. It most typically involves attaching a derogatory meaning to that person’s name.

ex 1 Broccoli Farmer 1: “Did you hear John Doe say he doesn’t like broccoli??” Broccoli Farmer 2: “I already Rick Santorumed him. Haha. Google ‘John Doe’\!” Broccoli Farmer 1: “ ‘The oniony salsa vomit that comes up after you’ve overdone it at the cock fights.’ Hahaha I love it. Tell everyone to Google ‘John Doe’\!\!” ex 2 “I’m for Gay Rights. John Doe’s views offend me.” “We should get everyone to Rick Santorum him\! Come up with a sick definition for ‘John Doe’ and we’ll spread the word\!” “Uh, no. I’m not 14. If Gay Bashing is bullying, and wrong, and childish, then look in the mirror and know that you’re no better than the worst of THEM. You’re no better, and so why do I give a damn about what you FEEL? Go away and leave the discussion to the grown ups.”

Author: StopBullying http://rick-santorum.urbanup.com/6385824

9. (Rick Santorum) (35↑, 56↓)

After intercourse, the man wipes his member covered in Santorum with his hand and asks "What did the hand say to the face?" Before his partner can reply, he smacks them across the face with his Santorum-covered hand.

I promptly wiped my cock after fucking my girl friend in the ass and asked in a sweet tone "What did the hand say to the face?" and quickly slapped her before she could answer. I'm Rick Santorum bitch\!

Author: Rick-James http://rick-santorum.urbanup.com/6349968

Related: santorum, republican, ass, christo-fascist, conservative, constitution party, false piety, gay sex, libertarian party, orwellian right, pseudo-religious, rapturian, sam brownback, senator

Last updated: 2012.03.01